I am on a 24 Hour Champagne Diet….Written by: Slim
10 Quick Thoughts for the Tournament:
1.) Watch out now, the Law offices of Scheyer, Singler and Smith are getting it done…get it Duke, get it.
2.) Award for coolest names in the tourney goes to those Pesky Baylor Bears:
3.) Coolest basketball accessory of the tournament:
Sam Houston State’s Gilberto Clavell and his money goggles!
4.) Dunking on Lebron has created a monster…A MONSTER!!! Xavier’s Jordan Crawford…YOU DA BEST!
DUNK ON LEBRON VIDEO
5.) Kansas…UH OH! No you didn’t!
6.) When is Baylor’s Men’s team going to ask their Women’s team for a loan on Brittney Griner…6’8 with a 7’3’’ wingspan, hits chicks on the regular and had 14 blocks in round two…Oh, and she dunks like it’s her job!
7.) OK State’s Keiton Page…There is hope for guys like me after all…
8.) Georgetown, just let us know that you weren’t going to attend the tournament…we would have got a replacement.
9.) Why is Omar Samhan looking like Tim Duncan? But seriously Omar get a bigger undershirt…