Can’t Wear Skinny Jeans Cuz My Knots Don’t Fit…Written by: Slim
Top 5 Sporting News Events of the day:
1.) Tiger Woods signs on the following endorsement deals:
2.) Los Angeles Lakers Guard Kobe Bryant having season ending finger surgery and is rehabbing in Colorado…OH BOY!
4.) Chad Ochocinco legally changes his name to Chad Chamash Shmeenem (Eighty Five in Hebrew) for the Passover holiday.
5.) Chris Bosh’s mother found, and she is actually half Brontosaurus…explains a lot.
April Fools!!! You probably think strippers like you too right?