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Written by: Slim

 I got the fever, and the only prescription is more WORLD CUP!
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idO3VjT8sjk
Final Thoughts on the 2010 WORLD CUP…          
North Korea:
Grab a goal scorer, some defense, a democracy and call me in the morning…
France:
Sh*t the bed more, seriously!  SACREBLEU!!!
-Sex Scandal…CHECK
-Team Mutiny…CHECK
-Star Forward kicked off…CHECK
-Being Last in Group A…CHECK
-Franck Ribery haunting my dreams for all of eternity…
CHECKMATE
Japan:
My next car is going to be a Honda Accord…that is how sick Japan’s Keisuke HONDA is! 
Italy:
Pizza pie…good. 
Women…good.
Vino…good.
Sodas…good.
Futbol…BAD.
England:
A little less WAGS and a lot more goals, and preparation.  Wait, I mean more WAGS and less goals.  Wait, I am confused…WAGS, get me so hot and bothered.
Brazil:
Good defense, solid finishing, but were missing one thing…What could it be, hmmmmmmmm…an attacking midfielder who can produce magic at any moment, looks like a horse and has greasy long hair.  Do you know a Brazilian player left off the team with those attributes?  I mean it’s tough…
Ronny, we miss you. 
Portugal:
Rugged good looks and accents don’t always make you a winner, unless of course you are Antonio Banderas in “Desperado”.  I mean look at Selma Hayek, oooooooohhhhhhhweeeeeeeee! 
 
United States:
Considering all of our countries best athletes play baseball, basketball, football, snowboard…and either play Madden 2011, slang drugs, and/or have never even seen a soccer field, we did relatively well.  
Imagine, Reggie Bush/Chris Johnson as  Forwards, Nate Robinson/Rajon Rondo in the Midfield, Carl Crawford/Josh Hamilton locking down the defense and LeBron in Goal.  WOW!
Final Note: Let’s try and stay clear from Ghana in 2014.
South Africa:
Great World Cup Host, team played well.  I do however want to find the person who created the VUVUZELA and egg the sh*t out of their house…I mean really get after the house.  Those things were the absolute f’ing devil!
Spain:
I wish more than anything I could be at the after party in Barcelona with the team.  I would sell out my own brother (Yes, you David) to get on the Guest List of the Spanish team PARTY. 
Over/Under 6 people in Spain working the day after the World Cup Final…I am going under.
 
Argentina:
Should Coach Diego Maradona be on suicide watch?  How many different party drugs do you think he did after the 4-0 thrashing they took from Germany?  I am guessing a lot.

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Slim had written 144 articles for Slim With The Tilted Brim