Dexter McCluster…Stick with football.Written by: Slim
Top Ten Really NERDY things in Life:
10.) Samuel “Screech” Powers…Enough SAID!
9.) Hammer Pants post 1998.
8.) Anything to do with Rollerblading, it is not cool under any circumstances.
7.) Watching and playing Jeopardy every single night.
6.) Eating Fruit-By-The-Foots on the regular.
5.) Boomerangs…Nerdy for dayyyys.
4.) Bowl cut haircuts…simply not okay (Editors note: Slim had one during his Bar Mitzvah in the fall of 1996…true story)
3.) Knowing how many gigabyte your computer has…let’s just say if you know you got a 3 gig comp, you ain’t hooking up that upcoming weekend.
2.) Watching the movie Ghost Rider with Nick Cage.
1.) Kansas City Chief Rookie play maker Dexter McCluster rapping and dancing about Texting and driving…I prefer SEXTING anyhow!