Monday Fun Day…
Written by: Slim

On this lovely Monday, I am going to throw some stuff at you…a WAG o’ the Week, a Video, a WATHLETE, and of course a list of rich people to make you feel terrible at your work cubicle.

WAG O’ THE WEEK:
Marko Jarić…who is this you might ask?  THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!  He played for the Memphis Grizzlies last year and is a free agent this year.  But while he is looking for a team he hangs out with wife Adriana Lima (Brazilian Supermodel).  ENJOY:

The Jimmy Dolan Shake and Bake…watch it, learn it, love it:

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=OSbhB6Lph9w?fs">http://youtube.com/watch?v=OSbhB6Lph9w?fs</a>

WATHLETE (Wasted Athlete):
San Antonio Spur PG Tony Parker is:
1.) Heading to bed after 63 drinks.
2.) Going to have a menage trois with two beautiful women…Eva Longoria, eat yo’ heart out!
3.) About to give an epic speech: “How ’bout that ride in…”
4.) Really excited to get back to his hotel and order the classic video, “One if by land, two if bi-sexual…”

NBA PLAYERS CURRENT CONTRACTS:
Yes, that is Mike Dunleavy making $10.5 million a year…uh oh, JD DREW has some company!

Point Guard:
Chris Paul – $14,940,153
Deron Williams – $14,940,153
Tony Parker – $13,500,000
Chauncey Billups – $13,150,000
Baron Davis – $13,000,000
Steve Nash – $10,310,938

Shooting Guard:
Kobe Bryant – $24,806,250
Michael Redd – $18,300,000
Gilbert Arenas – $17,730,694
Vince Carter – $17,522,375
Joe Johnson – $16,324,500
Jason Richardson – $14,444,443
Dwyane Wade – $14,200,000
Brandon Roy – $13,603,750
Richard Hamilton – $12,500,000
Manu Ginobili – $11,854,584
Monta Ellis – $11,000,000
Jamal Crawford – $10,800,000
Ben Gordon – $10,800,000
Kevin Martin – $10,600,005
Mike Dunleavy – $10,561,984
Ray Allen – $10,000,000


Small Forward:
Andrei Kirilenko – $17,823,000
Carmelo Anthony – $17,149,243
LeBron James – $14,500,000
Peja Stojakovic – $14,256,000
Paul Pierce – $13,876,321
Rudy Gay – $13,603,750
Andre Iguodala – $12,345,250
Luol Deng – $11,345,000
Tayshaun Prince – $11,148,760
Danny Granger – $10,973,202
Caron Butler – $10,561,960
Gerald Wallace – $10,500,000
Hedo Turkoglu – $10,215,850


Power Forward:
Rashard Lewis – $19,573,711
Tim Duncan – $18,835,381
Kevin Garnett – $18,832,044
Pau Gasol – $17,823,000
Zach Randolph – $17,666,666
Dirk Nowitzki – $17,278,618
Kenyon Martin – $16,545,454
Amar’e Stoudemire – $16,486,611
Elton Brand – $15,959,099
Chris Bosh – $14,500,000
Carlos Boozer – $14,400,000
Antawn Jamison – $13,358,905
Troy Murphy – $11,968,253
Josh Smith – $11,700,000
LaMarcus Al
dridge – $11,244,000

David Lee – $10,800,000

Center:
Yao Ming – $17,686,100
Dwight Howard – $16,647,180
Andrew Bynum – $13,700,000
Samuel Dalembert – $13,428,129
Al Jefferson – $13,000,000
Eddy Curry – $11,276,863
Tyson Chandler – $12,600,000
Chris Kaman – $11,800,000
Marcus Camby – $11,749,832
Emeka Okafor – $11,495,000
Nene – $11,360,000
Andrew Bogut – $11,000,000

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Slim had written 144 articles for Slim With The Tilted Brim