I’m just sayin’ how I feel, man…I ain’t one of the Cosbys I ain’t go to Hillman.Written by: Slim
And on the Seventh Day…God Created Brooklyn, Irina, Kenza, Esti, Anne and Kate. I was never a religious man, but when the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Mag came out on Monday, I FELL TO MY KNEES and thanked whomever/whatever that decided to dress these ladies in basically nothing, take pictures and then drop this little treat off in my mailbox. So I guess the only thing to say is God Bless the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and of course: GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Bios for the past two Cover Girls…and then a few more for good measure!
2010 Cover Girl BROOKLYN DECKER:
Date of Birth: April 12, 1987…too old for Slim’s taste but good for some lucky guy out there.
Spouse: Professional Tennis Player Andy Roddick (Although Brook thinks about Slim on the regular)
Measurements: 36-24-36. BUST, WAIST, HIPS, so Brooklyn has monster “warming globes” if you catch my drift!
Favorite Musician: Digital Underground, who doesn’t love the Humpty Dance?
Favorite Game: SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN (Which ironically is also in Slim’s top ten.)
2011 Cover Girl IRINA SHAYK:
Date of Birth: January 6, 1986.
Coolest Person in your Phone: Boyfriend and Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo. Hey Ronaldo, have a sweeter life! Can you leave a little for the common folk like your boy Slim?
USA or Russia during the Cold War: Mother Russia of course…was born in Yemanzhelinsk and loves a good piroshky and a sip of Kremlin’s finest hard stuff.
Favorite Actor: Liam Neeson…Also nicknamed the “Hollywood Hammer” for his work in the sheets. True Story.
Favorite Song: Usher and R. Kelly, “SAME GIRL“…if you don’t know, spend the $1.29 on I-TUNES and thank me later.
Tunisia Queen…Miss Kenza Fourati:
Slim’s Israeli Princess…straight from the golden sands of Tel Aviv, Esti Ginzburg:
Russian Rocket…Anne V
The dime among dimes…and future Mrs. SLIM, Kate Upton!