Hold Your Head Back Like a Nose Bleed Coming Through…
Written by: Slim

There is an epidemic rolling through our Country…

No, it is not Small Pox…

No, it is not LeBron James or Dirk Nowitzki hysteria…

No, it is not NFL lockout madness…

No, it is not the Macarena, Pin Drop, Sprinkler, Electric Slide or A-Town Stomp…

LADIES AND GENTS, it is a dance move like none other, “MOVIN’ LIKE BERNIE” which grew from the famous, very important film Weekend at Bernies 2 in 1993…It took the better part of two decades but it is here to stay and if you have seen Slim at a club or bar in the last 3 months, you have seen the Bernie, the shorter and more Jewish edition of course.

Although, there are no better examples to learn this delightful dance than the ORIGINAL and a few Bernie’s in the world of SPORTS!

THE ORIGINAL BERNIE IN ALL HIS GLORY.

UTA BASEBALL DOING THE DAMN THING…

EVEN OR BOY RAY RICE FROM RUTGERS AND THE RAVENS CAN MOVE LIKE BERNIE.

MARCH MADNESS IS ELECTRIC WHEN WOFFORD MAKES THE DANCE AND CELEBRATES WITH A LITTLE BERNIE…

WHY WOULD YOU PRACTICE WITHOUT TRYING TO TIGHTEN UP YOUR DANCE MOVES, BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE!

(Maybe this is why William & Mary loses to Duke and UNC every year by a combined 72 points)

JARVIS JENKINS FROM CLEMSON…BIG AND BAD BERNIE.

THE MIGHTY BASEBALL POWERS OF BOWER COMMUNITY COLLEGE…CAN’T HIT OR PITCH, BUT CAN SURE AS HELL BANG OUT A BERNIE OR TWO.

BIG JARVIS JENKINS AGAIN “CRANKING THAT BERNIE” AS ONLY A GUY NAMED JARVIS CAN!

AND I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST…PTI DID A SEGMENT ON UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA BIG MAN, KYRYL NATYAZHKO DOING THE BERNIE ALL OVER DUKE.  AND YES TONY KORNHEISER JUST SAID ”HOLD YOUR HEAD BACK LIKE A NOSE BLEED COMING THROUGH”…AND MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!

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