Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble…I’m st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible…Written by: Slim
February 6th, A solid to very solid day in SPORTS NEWS:
L-I-N-S-A-N-I-T-Y is real!
The New York Knickerbocker’s new IQ heavy HARVARD point guard Jeremy Lin is tearing through the league like Jean-Claude Van Damme in the Kumite (Everyone turn TBS on right now, Bloodsport is on every hour on the hour.)
Thank you god for Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) saying the following after the Super Bowl: “My husband cannot f – – – – – – throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”
Just for that…I give you THIS:
Gisele was mad because she was not given a seat on the Giants Super Bowl winning G-5 plane…”WE GOT A RING”
Denver Broncos RB Knowshon Moreno was pulled over in his Bentley last night and was arrested for a DUI…and to make matters worse (or better in my eyes)…KNOW MO’s license plate said “SAUCED”. And yes, if you were thinking this is too good to be true, IT IS! KNOWSHON, #HAVEANOTHER
Picture of the Day:
Who is this Green Bay Packer Legend on NFL Draft Day? OH MR. FAVRE! True or False…you can close your eyes and see why there is such a small bulge in those wrangler jean shorts? Unforgivably, Slim is going to have to say TRUE, oh so many times.