Slim’s Latest Posts
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I know everyone has seen this by now…but I wanted to make fun of Oregon one last time as we start 2012. LaMichael James, French (Not Spanish) for “The Michael James…” Why French you ask? Because only French people would FOR SURE be this scared on roller coasters…even the two young girls in the back are killing it on SPACE MOUNTAIN. Check it:
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Prince William’s ain’t do it right if you ask me…Cause I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley
Written by: Slim
I know I know…Slim has disappeared like Jack from the Titanic in that cold icy water. But unlike Leo and his baby blues, I am back, and yes, better than ever! You know when Taco Bell takes the Crunch Wrap Supreme off the menu then suddenly brings it back to delight of all the CWS lovers? That is what I am doing…just trying to gain a little Slim fanfare as we head into the depths of winter.
I apologize for my absence over the last few months. But I promise to make it up to you in the form of writing a lot of funny sh*t…A lot of informational sh*t…and a lot of sh*t that makes you say huh… (more…)
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My English Teacher Wanted to Flunk Me in Junior High…Thanks a lot, Next Semester I’ll be Thirty-Five.
Written by: Slim
There are THREE CONSTANTS IN LIFE:
1.) DEATH
2.) TAXES
and of course
3.) GHEORGHE MURESAN PROVIDING COMEDY IN EVERY- THING HE DOESThis fine Wednesday, I want to pay tribute to my favorite 7 feet 7 inch Romanian man, none other than Gheorghe Dumitru Muresan, or as Billy Crystal might call him…”My Giant”. I would like to call this little segment “All things Gheorghe”, and it begins…NOW:
A little Bio of the Big Man:
-Born in the Transylvania (true story) region of Romania on February of 1971, so yes, he is the ripe age of 40 if any of you ladies are wondering out there.
-Selected by the Washington Bullets in the 1993 NBA Draft, 30th overall.
-Voted the NBA’s Most Improved Player during the 1995-1996 season where he had averages of 14.5 points, 9.6 rebounds and 2.26 blocks per game while leading the NBA in field goal percentage.
-Stole the show in multiple commercials, movies and short video clips providing the comic relief. Basically Gheorghe is the John Belushi of the Eastern Block. -
We The Committee Gone Burn It Down…But Us Gone Bust You In The Mouth With The Chorus Now
Written by: Slim
It’s hump day…a crisp WEDNESDAY night in late September where the Yankees clinched a playoff spot, the Pirates are as irrelevant as Lindsay Lohan’s career and Floyd Mayweather is causing quite the stir in the ring…
With that and on this day, I present you with some quick links and videos!
First off…my brotha from anotha motha, and former Slim guest writer, Tyler P. sent this to me today and yes, I spent over 11 minutes checking out the following link. Call me whatever you like, I AM WHO I AM! A JERSEY CHASER!
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Well You Should See Me Now, I’m Eatin’ Wheaties Now, I’m Stealin Second and Third and Lookin’ Home Peepin’ Greedy Now…
Written by: Slim
Tuesday, September 12th…About a week into the 2011 College Football Season. Thank F’ing GOD!
Slim wanted to get at you with some quick notes on the first few weeks:
-Without a doubt in my mind, Oregon RB LaMichael James is making well over $100k this year, with full bene’s (cool way of saying benefits).
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We Party Rock, Yeah, That’s the Crew That I’m Reppin’…On the Rise to the Top, No Lead in our Zeppelin…
Written by: Slim
THIS TUESDAY MORNING IS RANDOM PICTURE DAY…SO ENJOY YOURSELF!
How are you gonna tackle this monster…this NIGERIAN NIGHTMARE!
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I Got a Jones Like Norah For Your Sorror’, Bring More of Them Girls I’ve Seen in the Aurora…
Written by: Slim
Justin Timberlake, or “JT” as I like to call him, has been all over the sports world circuit the last few years from hosting the ESPY Awards to filming humorous sports videos. So I thought I would write a little something about the dreamboat for the common man to get to know him a little better.
Justin Randall Timberlake:
Height: 5’10
Weight: 175 lbs
Born: January 31, 1981
Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee (more…) -
I Got a Real Bad Habit When I Wanna Grab It So Many Karats In the Ring I’m Half Man Half Rabbit…
Written by: Slim
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil because, Because, BECAUSE…I am born into the curse that IS being a Seattle Mariners Baseball Fan.
Slim is no religious man…I mean, of course I like a nice Hannukah gift here and there or a Passover bowl of matzah ball soup, but I am no means religious. Yes, there have been times when someone of the opposite sex has said to have had a religious experience with me in the back of my old Jeep, but I am no savior. (more…)
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I’m Sticking to the Script Like Lint on Denim I’mma Say it if the Rules aint Bent don’t Bend em’…
Written by: Slim
Monday VIDEOS:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ESPYS:
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Now If You Looked and Seen Lime Green Forces and Kiwi…You Couldn’t Get This Color if You Had a Personal Genie
Written by: Slim
Ladies and gentleman, no it is not Anna Kournikova, no it is not Jennie Finch, no it is not that dime piece gymnast from back in the day Dominique Moceanu…and if you are out there Dom Moc, call me, I will show you what the uneven bars look like in 2011 GIRL!
I am talking about a little lady on the United States Women’s World Cup Soccer Team…Miss Alex Morgan, of the Diamond Bar, California Morgans. Of the 5’7 standing, Cal Berkley attending, Year of the Snake 1989 born ALEX F’ing MORGAN.
Slim caught up with Alex after tonight’s game with France where she scored the third goal of a 3-1 Semi-Final win putting the United States in the World Cup Final against Japan on Sunday. (more…)
