WAGS TO THE FACE!
This couple is the most confusing WAG of All-Time because we are not sure who is actually better looking.  New England Patriot Dreamy QB Tom Brady or his unreal wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Survivor star and Playboy covergirl Heidi Strobel locks it in with husband and Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels.

Former MLB player and Yankee playoff legend Aaron Boone is married to an absolute 10, Laura Cover…and yes, if you were wondering, Laura has been in Playboy.
(Only picture I could find with clothing on, true story.)

Supermodel and Slim’s future wife Brooklyn Decker is currently married to tennis star Andy Roddick…SHE WILL BE MINE AROD!

NY Giant terrifying DE Osi Umenyiora just got out of a relationship with Victoria Secret Model Selita Ebanks, so yes, she is now single.

Just wanted to get Veronica Varekova on this list because she is too FINE to be left off.  Former NHL All-Star Peter Nedved used to date her and is probably hating himself for letting Veronica slip through his fingers…

Standing 6 feet 6 inches, Heavyweight IBO, IBF, and WBO boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko is dating Hayden Panettiere, who has grown up very nicely since “Remember the Titans.”

“IT” Girl Kim Kardashian is now dating New Jersey Net Kris Humphries…but who are we kidding, she will be dating a different athlete in one months time.

Former NBA baller Marko Jarić hit the motha fu*kin’ jackpot with Victoria Secret Angel Adriana Lima.

Former NFL QB Jeff Garcia giving short guys all over the globe hope by snagging Carmella DeCesare…oh yeah she did Playboy and was a WWE Diva as well.

Former NFL Safety Adam Archuleta okay on the field, amazing off the field marrying former Playmate Jennifer Walcott, WOW!

Hey LA Dodger outfielder Scott Podsednik…get a hotter wife, seriously!  Lisa Dergan, be better looking!

New England star Wide Receiver Wes Welker dates former Miss Hooters International Anna Burns.  Wes…you lucky SOB!

Chelsea soccer star Ashley Cole’s ex-wife Cheryl Cole, delightful.
Manchester United beast forward Wayne Rooney’s wife: Colleen McLoughlin…yum.
Wife of soccer stud Steven Gerrard…Alex Curran, I would do anything to be those sea-horses on her bikini!
Spanish Goalkeeper Iker Casillas’s Girlfriend Sara Carbonero, Si, mama caliente!

 
Germany midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger’s girlfriend Sarah Brandner, body paint artist is my new go-to profession.
England’s monster forward Peter Crouch’s Fiancé, Abbey Clancy, Goddess!
U.S. Soccer star Sacha Kljestan dates Jamie Lee Darley, God Bless America!
Stud Baseball player Grady Sizemore da
tes Brittany Binger, I love me some denim.

Derek Jeter…I hate you!  His girlfriend Minka Kelly, so a perfect human does exist!
Cristiano Ronaldo does have a Girlfriend and weird she is a dime, Irina Shayk, BOOM!

Italian soccer player Bernardo Corradi is dating this fine piece of as*, Elena Santarelli, I love Italy!
English soccer player Joe Cole’s girlfriend Carly Zucker…why does every English footballer have a “10” at home?